gothic_violin ([info]gothic_violin) wrote,
@ 2008-09-05 16:38:00
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I have just exploded with great loud laughter.....
Well, I've heard it all now....texted by [info]greenwyrd 

"Buttering my toast as usual, when I hear  the kettle boiling.  So I get the coffee out of the cupboard and return to my task in hand.  "You can imagine what happened".

Er, marmalade, probably tastier?  Less haste, more speed,  next time, [info]greenwyrd ?!!![info]august_baby27

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[info]sollersuk
2008-09-05 06:36 pm UTC (link)
The South African equivalent of Irish jokes is van der Meurwe (disturbingly, pronounced very like "Murphy") jokes.

Van der M turns up at work one day with a burn on the side of his face.

"What happened to you?"
"Ach, man, I was ironing my safari suit when the phone rang."

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[info]sollersuk
2008-09-05 06:37 pm UTC (link)
(apologies for non PC-ness. I could make up for it by telling a whole lot of Welsh jokes)

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[info]gothic_violin
2008-09-05 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Oh no, that's a man's typical behaviour!!!! Hohoho!!! *Ducks from saucepan thrown by Greenwyrd*!

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